Score: 10

"Just awesome"

submission: Dale & Peakot

date: December 5, 2009

This game is pretty good. It was easy controls and I like the way you can move your bird around to stun enemies. Graphics are awesome and the game play is fun.
I especially like the parts where you have to hold down a switch to lower a door while being attacked by waves of enemies. The storyline is OK, but it could have been expanded a bit more. The only thing I don't get is the coded chest can someone help me?

Score: 9

"Here we go again,...."

submission: Dadgame

date: September 30, 2009

another game on the front page, but is it good?

If anyone answers this with no then they shall forever burn in hell .... (or at least in purgatory). It is a fun run and jump game with high pleasure in destroying anything and anyone what is in sight. Heck I love the part when he would rather destroy the mall then save the town (of course the right choice hehehe).

This game gives you several different weapons that you can spit out of your mouth or just use garbage and stuff from the streets or for the most fun, use a stunned enemy as a weapon.

The graphics are not that good but they stick to the series it's from so I guess it's ok. The game physics are pretty solid, you don't have any unpleasant bugs that ruin the gameplay.

Now comes the critic part: WTF IS UP WITH MECHA-DEATH'S QUICK TIME EVENT???
I mean i beat the whole game on hard so far, but can't get past this metal tentacle rape because even i pound that Z button into my keyboard till my hands are reduced to red, blood oozing, lumps of shredded meat and bone tissue, i still die and he gives me that annoying smirk that want me to kill him even more. GRRRRRRRRRRRR. >:-(

Ok next thing is the final boss. Why does he do the death ray always when a tower or tree is right in front of him. And what's with the missile, red-lazer, blue-lazer combo??? You can dodge it but it is very difficult.

Well that is all i have to say about this game and if you have something negative to say then congrats you have one a free jump of a cliff. ENJOY!!!

Kirby rules. Kribopher rules too.

Score: 10

"Totally awesome like the rest"

submission: Castle Repercussions - D2

date: August 29, 2009

no question all of the Castle series are fantastic and the repercutions give to soldiers some personality and they don't die every other second (like Joe zombie)
they actually got skill and could survive that what's making it so interesting. I can't really think of anything negative about this flash. Great animation, good sound effects. I only got one question to the authors of this flash..... WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE EXTRAS ^^.

Kirby rules .... so does Castle

Score: 10

"Nice one"

submission: Tarboy

date: August 29, 2009

an awesome flash with very good animation, sound, humor, and story. It's about robot slaves being dumped into a tar pit and they become Tarboy how is out for revenge. That's all I'm going to say cause you gotta watch it for yourself. This is good enough to make a movie.

Score: 4

"I think ....."

submission: Lastman

date: July 21, 2009

that this is what you call a Rom hack from hell, made to force people to play it until they snap and run amok. It's just like that mario rom hack that takes like 9001 times to try before you beat it (look it up on youtube).

And it's not even with good physics, i mean come on, 2 out of 3 times i jump on a enemy (not the porky pines) and i died even thought i was on the center of him. The only way to beat it is by holding down the a button the hole time, and if you try to change directions in air it makes you super slow.

Putting invisible block at places where you have to jump isn't clever or original, it's just ..... well ..... EVIL.

Now don't get me wrong, I do understand that a game like this is suppose to be difficult (fucking unbeatable) and it's not a game to be played if you have a machine hooked up to you that shocks you with 50 volts every time you lose, but there is a limit to everything.

Seriously do you sit at home in a dark room thinking of way's to make people more frustrated, well if so congrats because your the 2nd to make me crap out a vital organ because of a bad game.

P.S. Don't be hating on my review because this is what their for, to make critic where it is needed.

P.P.S Kirby rules

Score: 10

"Yeah it's fun,"

submission: Hedgehog Launch 2

date: July 12, 2009

I like the missions to fly to the next planet and on, but didn't like that you lost all the money when you hit mars first time. Here's a tip for infinite money: Shoot as high as possible and then thrust as far as possible in one direction and you won't hit the floor (might need to upgrade rockets a little first).

Score: 10

"Me like?"

submission: Bunnykill 4

date: July 11, 2009

of course, like all the others it's great fun and gore for the hole family. The story is the same as always: Snowball kill, meets comrade, comrade dies in boss fight and Snowball rapes the bosses ass and saves the day. Hmm maybe next time a little more variety please.

Score: 5

"Hmmm..."

submission: Meat Boy

date: July 8, 2009

Ok this game I'm not really sure how to rate. One part of me want to rate it high and the other wants to rip out the makers intestines and do jump rope until I collapse from fatigue.

It is a fun game to play and the idea of a hero out of meat is quiet entertaining but all those factors get fucked by how annoying the game mechanic is. Seriously if you tap a button for a split second you will only move about one pixel or you will shoot across the map and get incinerated by the closest trap.

Now I lnow some wise ass little runt will say that it because I suck at this game, but there I have to disagree. I have played many games like this one before and most games on Newgrounds and this is the first one that makes me rage quit because of how sensitive the motions are.

Sorry if I offend anyone with this review, but it's just that those stupid mechanics got me so fired up.

Other then that it's a great game :-P

Score: 8

"It's good"

submission: Zombie Quiz V2

date: July 8, 2009

I like it. It's fun and informative although in a real zombie invasion I wouldn't depend on it cauz lets face it you can't believe the facts from movies. The situation questions are all based of you interpretation of the situation and can be answered differently for each person. And by the way the best of the selected melee weapon would be the hatchet cause that could spit a head in two not the crowbar :-p. And the best melee weapon of all would be a Katana. :-D

Score: 10

"Unquestioned"

submission: Thing-Thing Arena 3

date: April 5, 2009

The mother of all browser game shooters. I would crown this game and give it a palace. Awesome and smooth game play, gory graphics, decapitating enemies with a lead pipe. This game has it all. There is no greater pleasure then to put your duel shotguns to a enemies head and watching the bits and giblets fly through the air. 9001 out of 10.

Tips:
I read in the reviews that many of you have problems with certain weapon achievements because the weapons are crappy. Well I got some tips for you.
The fast shooting weapon achievements shouldn't be a problem so I limited it to the hard ones.

Lead Pipe:
Actually easy. Just run up to the enemies and bash the crap out of them and when your low on health just repeat execution because enemies can't hurt you then.

Laser Cannon:
Gather a bunch of ammo and look for a ledge, like in service tunnel (large) top left corner, and let them line up, then just shoot them in a straight line and all will die at once (works faster the more enemies you have).

Magnum:
Sad to say the shittiest weapon in the game. Because of the long reload time and small clip size it's not a good choice in any situation. But here's the best I figured out. Run up close shoot them in the head and if there still alive when you reload stomp them.

Acid Shit launcher:
(Here's the one you've been waiting for)
Close after the Magnum the 2nd shittiest weapon, but thanks to my supreme ub3r hax 1337-nes I figured it out. Go to the map Service Tunnel (large) and gather like 200-300 ammo for the acid launcher. Then go to the bottom left corner which is like a little tunnel and shoot nonstop acid bombs. Seriously don't stop shooting because you can stack up the acid cloud so that it's instant death, and the enemies can't get to you.

Artifact 19:
Not sure how I got it but I think you have to get the achievement for all weapons in a single match.

As you maybe noticed I like Service Tunnel (large), here are some safe spots were you can hide.
In the top right corner stand away from the wall as far as possible without letting enemies spawn at the wall and duck, the enemies will try to jump across but fall down and your safe.
Go to the place where the ammo is that is closest to the floor and stand to the wall and your safe.

That's all for this review hope it helped you in some way and have fun playing THING THING ARENA 3.